alas we seize the beast
lets grind up his organs and eat them for feast
lets poke out his eyeballs and cut off his balls
lets hit him with a bat, lets make him feel small
alas! avast! theres great beast to be had
you can devour him so easy if remote is in hand
you can smell his rotting flesh and his shit spattered slacks
you can smell the colision of billions in wrath
avast! at last! great beast will be killed
and all of our problems will soon be distilled
and all of the death and the aids and the fights
all of this gone in the depth of one night
and we will prevail and we will be grand
and god will finally reveal to us his great little plan
and god will finally take us all home
and we'll all live in happiness, and we'll never be alone
we'll never be sad, we'll never feel pain
we'll never desire to destroy what remains
we'll never fear what we've always ignored
because we are loved by our all knowing lord
; )
check out pinkisthenewblog.com cause trent is so flippin funny
Roy: Moss?
Moss: Uh?
Roy: Did you use a soldering-iron to make that stress-machine?
Moss: Yes.
Roy: You turned it off?
Moss: Oh, I'm fairly sure I did.
Roy: Because, you remember what happened last time, right?
Moss: Yes, that was very funny.
Roy: Well, no. It was very dangerous and someone nearly died.
Moss: Right, no, yep. I was thinking of a different incident. The one on the golfcourse.
Roy: What? I'm talking about the FIRE!
Moss: Oh, yeah, fire. Sorry, I always get mixed up between golf and fire.
Roy: Just make sure it's off.
Moss: It's off. I think.
Roy: Just make sure it is.
Moss: I will make sure it is.
Roy: And if it's already off...
Moss: [pause] I'll just walk away. ....
(Roy leaves)
what is he, the soldering iron police? it's off, that means I turn it on and just walk away.
I'm gonna say Moss, but Dwight is just........he crashes his car in a phone pole while going to pick up Michael in haste. He gets out, throws up, then gets back in.
Genius
or my christmas gift, i bought my self a first edition publication of karl marx's "eighteenth brumaire of louis bonaparte.
1. Sarah
2. Boston
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. green dress
2. white ankle tube sox
:P
Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
1. lots of energy for lots of passion
2. friendship
Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. this sinus infection to go away
2. to pass this semester (i think i will..........i suck at tests, its my downfall, so finals may be a problem for me. one of them is 30% my grade....d'oh)
Two pets you had/have:
1. a goldfish
2. a dog
Two people who will fill this out:
1. umm i dunno
2. really don't
Two things you did last night:
1. waited in the freezing cold for an hour for the bus
2. got a sinus infection
Two People that live in your house:
1. james
2. molly
Two things you ate today:
1. cinnamon waffles with syrup and margarine, so good, so fucking good
2. white cheese kraft mac n cheese. so cheesey delicious.
Two people you Last Talked To:
1. molly
2. izzy (via i.m.)
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. seeing anthony :P
2.going to voice and movement class and dealing with mime apples yet again
Two longest car rides:
1. boston to montreal
2. venice to florence....we got very lost
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. christmas
2. halloween
Two Least Favorite Holidays:
1. my b day
2. passover
Two favorite beverages:
1. Q
2. starbucks coffee
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I donated bone marrow to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mazeofmemories in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for ladyjemanny (-10 points). In July I put gum in gib88's hair (-12 points). In June I pulled smokyscott's hair (-5 points). In February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (973 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, |
i love when the rain blinds me
i will never resort to that again, though ppl are joining both, so i am happy, but still
*fucking lame, sarah*
whatever
lol
ben, i miss ben. i miss him so much and now he's gone to dublin and i won't speak to him for two weeks, which isn't much, but just the fact that he'll be in dublin, as opposed to ohio
le sigh, no more late night iming, confiding in each other every chance we got
i miss ben
email is still an option
theres nothing i enjoy more than cheering up joel simches when he's down
mazeofmemories ) is looking for a roomate in the boston area.her screen name is erin is uberneat,
it would be much appreciated
her max is $600/month for rent
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have four questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of
all Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
right, question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have six questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of
all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
